some-wayward-daughter:

onesimus42:

adrateia:

so being a reader is basically a constant struggle between deciding on reading what you bought recently, what you bought ages ago and should stop ignoring, and what you really ought to reread.

And then reading fanfic instead.

The accuracy is incredible

(via consultingangelhasthephonebox)

(Source: tittyminaj, via penis-hilton)

vaelkyrie:

thebadpunqueen:

michaelaisradashell:

the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes

um can you not?

are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor

(via bubblegumbambi)

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

(via larvitarr)

meganesenpai:

Curse you third person

(Source: lilyspring, via winters0ldiers)

alligator-tears-run-over-you:

carlboygenius:

Rainbows: with Tornado & Lightning

The gays are angry

(via tyleroakley)

samandriel:

i still think 2007 was 3 years ago

(Source: tomdefaggot, via yelled)

sodamnrelatable:

I got some McDonalds and it costed $6.66 and my cashier said “oh lawd can you order some extra sauce or somtin gawd has been good to me that number is for da devil or somtin”

(via freakingyou)

yinx:

june has had enough

yinx:

june has had enough

(Source: jessimalay, via ruinedchildhood)